Miscellaneous: Nice try

Nice try

By klutz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2017 19:30 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By beachbum - 27/02/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML

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By Jenn - 16/12/2016 00:50

Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML

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By water fail - 28/01/2016 11:42 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML

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jackalope104 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:05

YDI for being a creeper

gayfish_fml 0

Monday 10 August 2009 20:02

Poop face.

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leofan15 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:02

Lmao fyl :

cramazing 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:08

soooooo enjoy his ass

joshizzle3 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:21

my friend and i, bro

Amkii 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 4:26

Thus, sexy conversation was born. Congrats! :D

katewasherexx 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:22

Aww. That's entirely something I would do.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 5:24

Once again, YDI for being a creeper. If you want to start a conversation, do it without stalking the person first. What are you, 12?

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:36

It sounded like she might be, so what? Kids post FMLs too, and it explains a lot about some of the behavior... XD

Paige_Nicole10 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:00

stalkerrs

fmesideways21 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:38

I went to Camel Beach in my lifeguard shorts (only swimsuit I could find) and some girl definitely bumped into my ass in the wave pool...

k649 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:45

Hahaha, if this is true, please let this be the same situation. (Though I really doubt it could happen twice, but...you know.)

debo123 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:38

I bet you liked it anyways;P

Thutboy 12

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:44

CREEPER!!!!!!!!!

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Nice try

Same thing different taste

Sick moves, bro

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