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cjy152 - - United States

Today, I found out that my stalker ex-girlfriend named her newborn son after me. FML

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HippoCampus 7

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:37

Bitches be crazy.

marpay 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 19:39

Hopefully she didn't name it after the father.

phybreawptic 13

Friday 20 August 2021 12:02

That kid is 10 years old now.

christian_slate 16

Saturday 21 August 2021 0:16

Who's stalking whom!?

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Today, I was informed that I was let go from my job for not showing up for a week. A week I'd scheduled off, that management had approved. FML

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Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML

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Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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Today, I just remembered that I changed my Gmail display name to "Rice Ball" out of privacy-paranoia a while back. I've been using this same email to apply to several professional jobs. FML

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Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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Today, I noticed my laptop kept shutting down and the mouse cursor was all over the place, clicking on every folder. I dismantled the entire computer only to notice something in one of my USB drives: the receiver to a wireless mouse my colleague put there earlier to play a prank on me. 5ML

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