My precious baby

Anonymous - 08/11/2013 23:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, she did it again. While I was minding my own business reading the paper, she casually walked up to me and slashed my face with her nails, drawing blood and screams of pain. I need to get out of this abusive relationship, but no one will adopt my asshole of a cat. FML
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hghrider123456 9

So you get beat into submission by a pussy, I see nothing out of the ordinary here

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DocBastard 38

ALL cats think like this. The difference between most cats and yours is that yours actually has the guts to go through with it.

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raddybear 11

These comments smh.... some people should not own pets

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worldclassrager 39

Great wording...but the category of animals was the set off... Send it to the pound...it's cruel but it's the only way...

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wholock 12

Just like 81 said, being an asshole does not deserve a death sentence. What it, everything any human being was being the slightest bit annoying, we could put them on death row? Yeah. I'm sure you would change your mind right away if it effected you.

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Mirorbo 26

I really have to hand it to people getting more and more creative when writing these FMLs.

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rflurry94 6

just get a dog. the cat will take out its anger on it and will therefore love you more

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Norja 33

This FML is well written. I would hit the cat ( not hard) every time it scratched you and eventually it will learn to stop because of the consequence.

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Dave_Davington 33

Personally, I'd grab it by the scruff of the neck, hold its head against the ground and scream at it for a bit. I doesn't actually hurt the cat, but it keeps it from fighting back and really scares ten shades of shit out of the little bastard. Sorely needed on OP's cat if it's scratching his face for funsies.

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emirie 21

Get her some kitten mittens!

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