Many rivers to cross

mississpissi - 14/07/2015 12:00 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
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Fish_gills 12

Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!

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Beckettze 5

Sounds like a difficult predicament to be in. A terrible situation if you will.

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RedPillSucks 31

perhaps, even a shitty situation?

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Fish_gills 12

Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!

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MissCloudy249 14

I'm surprised no one has commented on OP's clever username. She started the post with the best pun.

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S_Gnu 17

The greatest part here is that OP lives in a town called Slough...

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Krwman 8

You really do need hip boots to do your work

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thereheis 7

Even if you do get that stuff back, will you want it?

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Big_Bear99 19

That's crap. At least it was not a load of bullshit that blocked your way. Just a muddy mess of 1 and 2.

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Zebediabolical 40

That is what I came to comment about as well. It is kinda fitting.

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