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Luck of the draw

smallmediumatlrg - 25/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I went to a yard sale and found a cute plush duck. I sent a pic of it to my friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she called me up all excited, thinking my boyfriend of 6 years finally proposed to me. "No, I said, I just found a big duck for $1." FML

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Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML

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Flipped the bird

Anonymous - 07/08/2021 05:59

Today, a client walked into my store with a duck in her hands. I had to explain to her that she couldn't bring the bird shopping with her. We got a 1-star review. FML

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Anonymous - 11/05/2014 22:49 - United States - Belmont

Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML

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How romantic

Anonymous - 15/06/2012 17:12 - United States - Salem

Today, I received the photos my friend took of me proposing to my girlfriend. I'd proposed at the place we'd first met: the local zoo. When I looked them over, I noticed there was an elephant taking a shit in the background. FML

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The proposal

Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Galaxy - 29/03/2014 17:03 - Belgium - Guigoven

Today, my girlfriend texted me, telling me to come home quickly, because she had a "surprise" waiting for me. I convinced my boss to let me go home, and rushed out. Turns out the "surprise" was just that she'd bought herself a pet bunny. FML

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purrfect :/ - 07/07/2016 22:34

Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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Does this thought count? - 01/08/2014 00:17 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML

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iKaite 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

Well at least you will have the duck if your relationship doesnt work out. Duck me.

anniesaysbueno 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:34

actually OUR lives are ****** for having to read this pointless FML

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Friday 26 June 2009 7:03

What about penguins? They're pretty cool, I think.

Mercenary 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:38

This find would have absolutely made my day! I'm all about bargain hunting for cheap, cotton filled ducks. And you think I'm joking.

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Friday 26 June 2009 9:20

Jackpot? Over a duck? How dull your life must be...

ithedarkknight 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:41

only in florida can you get a boring story like this... i would know i just moved florida...fml

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Friday 26 June 2009 14:44

Why the duck did the moderators put this thru

shaeto 0

Friday 26 June 2009 21:40

thats not an FML. this is just an average occurrence.

archie246 0

Friday 26 June 2009 22:35

What?! I don't understand.

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Saturday 27 June 2009 2:53

sorry you're not engaged yet. im sure the dust mites on the duck will console you when you cuddle with it later.

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Saturday 27 June 2009 5:46

I'm not exactly following... I mean... are you wanting him to propose?... Did you think he was going to?... I just don't follow... whatever! However... Congrats on your duck score!

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Tuesday 30 June 2009 10:58

Lady, I think you're my goddamned hero. I have been in the market for another giant duck plush myself, as the one I have (and had to pay $40 for at Winners, damn it!) is getting very lonely. DUCKS FOR LIFE!!!