Lonely birthday

By Anonymous - 07/05/2022 16:00

Today, it’s my birthday. It’s 2:30 pm, and my parents are still sleeping while I watch television with my dog. I’ll probably also have dinner with my dog. Happy Birthday to me. FML
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brookerea 9

that honestly doesn't sound bad too me at all.....

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pandaandthepitty 12

And your dog loves you more than anything in the world, trust me. People are just awful sometimes, but animals love unconditionally.

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you enjoy your Snausages, Kibbles n Bits and Frosty Paws!

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Michael Sawyer 11

are you a teenager? cause that was the last time that my birthday meant anything other than just being a year older.

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brookerea 9

that honestly doesn't sound bad too me at all.....

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pandaandthepitty 12

And your dog loves you more than anything in the world, trust me. People are just awful sometimes, but animals love unconditionally.

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RichardPencil 30

No, they don't. They love you on condition that you feed them.

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dreams2383 18

that's how birthdays are when you get older.

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