Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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You deserved it 10 366

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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You deserved it 23 121

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 015

You deserved it 33 510

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 454

By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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You deserved it 67 502

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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You deserved it 10 109

By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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You deserved it 45 947

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 23:54 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 035

You deserved it 26 663

blland 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 23:10

One golden scene for Romeo and Juliet should have had. Enter Capulet. "Wherefore art thou in my bathroom? Cannot thee afford thy own?"

WOW_idc123 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 22:51

eww. haha thts really weird

Comments

HarperGirl 4

Friday 8 January 2010 16:44

thats even worse just because they are family

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:13

Wow. I have that image in my head. Tatooed into my mind. Wow. Wow. Just tell me you didn't say anything. You and your daughter will never live this down. Her boyfriend will tell everyone. Creepy hobos will think about showers around you. FIX THIS.

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:21

@41 EPIC WIN.

niesenator 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:48

so the moral of the story is not to let your daughters boyfriend spend the night

cherriblizz 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 17:53

Your daughter is a dumbass for not locking the bathroom door. Also did you even think to whether or not you saw your wife's car outside? Dumbass.

ZleveL 0

Monday 25 January 2010 8:32

AWESOME

what_the_fail 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:01

Kill your slutty daughter and cut off her bf's dick!

ImAnthony 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:51

call me crazy but after reading 17 pages of this why do theese storys all sound fake and like there written by a robot?

drea41 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:36

what does OP and YDI mean??

Secret_Fire_King 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 13:03

I think ppl are calling her a "*****" for having shower-sex in her parent's bathroom.. and #126: ppl in yr7 shouldn't be *******.. Are they all ******?