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Kids will be kids

littlebigbrother - - Japan

Today, we got a call that my brother stuck a rock up his nose and couldn't get it out. My mom had to pick him up and take him to the hospital. My brother is 20. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Lingonberry 4

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:51

That's a new way to get stoned

love_isnt_enough 15

Wednesday 23 May 2012 11:49

My brother still tries to save his farts & he's also 20 . boys are weird .

Comoke1024 19

Thursday 6 February 2014 19:05

As sibling to this man, it is your sacred duty to mock him incessantly for his actions. And by incessantly, I mean: in front of friends, family, potential girlfriends, future wife, coworkers, bosses, and as they reach adolescence and become increasingly frustrated with their father, children. I envy you this task.

hersheykisses511 18

Tuesday 2 June 2015 22:56

100th!!!

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Today, at work, a woman demanded a refund for a video game. She had no receipt, so due to company policy, I couldn't refund her. She reacted by loudly accusing me of being racist, then yelled that she'd see me in court as she finally stormed out. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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Today, the water went out at my house, so I resorted to taking some stuff and showering at my old dorm instead. While in the shower, I realized I'd stupidly forgotten to bring a towel with me. I had to spend ages drying my whole body with tiny paper towels instead. FML

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Today, I was training at work on proper techniques of physical restraint. As my coworker was practicing on me, I realized this was the first time I've had physical contact with a man in years. I'm ashamed to admit how good it felt to feel his weight pressed into my back as I pretended to resist. FML

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Today, after putting the same load of laundry through the wash four times, I was wondering why my clothes kept smelling worse and worse. Turns out, my cat learned how to open and pee in the detergent funnel. FML

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Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML

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