John Coltrane

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 04:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I asked my girlfriend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said, "Was that good?" She was serious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 75 141
You deserved it 22 222

Same thing different taste

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_apecakez 0

LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a ******* is? but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

Mattrocker 4

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hawaiianxpunchx3 0

#2 are you joking? i knew wat a ******** was wen i was like nine?

Judging by the way you spell, that was 2 days ago.

andy_fml_fml 0

OH I GET IT :) lmfao thats pretty funnyyy that's okay. give her some **** links and done :)

TryToBeKind 0

Regardless of age, not everyone knows what that is. Family culture is HUGE (although, you're more likely to run into that at 15 than you are at 30) I just hope you gently explained to her what you liked/wanted done. If she were more of a licker than a sucker (or visa versa), I would see this as simialr - say waht you like/want. Expect/respect when she does the same when YOU are doing oral. if she declined, I hope you said, "OK" and din't pressure her. Obviously, I hope she doesn't pressure you to do what you don't want. Just as long as it is even (a girl should not go down on a guy who will not go down on her and visa versa).

When i was younger i didnt know what head meant, when everyone joked about someone getting head i just laughed along. I was like 10 though, my mother was not pleased when i asked her haha

Thats the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thank you for making me laugh like theres no tommarow. :]

******** is actually kind of a stupid name for it... it logically should be called mouth job or throat job or something.

BY THE WAY MY DATE IS WHEN I GRADUATED FROM UNIVERSITY AND I MISRED IT!!!!