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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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domxxily 0

hahahha! that made me literally LOL!

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Evox19 0

HAHAHA YOU PLOWED YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA NO EXCUSE!! that ***** going to ride with you to you die! showing dominance by tryin to corn hole poor woofy!!!!! ahhhhahahaha. lol

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DABEARSS34 0

Wow, you really take your relationship with your dog seriously.

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richayrton 1

*******.WIN. I love this fml, fake or not

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aasouls 0

let me guess then your mom started humping the dog also

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