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sucks - - United States

Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserts dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said, "How do you like that?" Then my mom walked in. FML
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fueledbyamy 0

thats so wrong, but so ******* hilarious at the same time!

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Erinx3 0

Whatever your smoking, I want some. Oh my God, though. This is HILARIOUS. Lmfao. Why would you hump your dog!? Hahahahaha.

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marlux 0

eheh maybe u should try bitting its ear

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epic_delight1337 0

Today, I was having fun with my owner and jumping on him and whatnot, and then he started humping me like he wanted to rape me. FML

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YungMarlon23 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Well i wonder how much counseling yur mom thinks yu need... but another way to show dominance in the dog world is holding them down behind their ears... it's much more...normal... looking way then humping them back...

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x3xmandamoox3x 0

hahahahaha wow thats a little strange

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deathproof_fml 0

What....the ****??? I honestly hope this one is fake.

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goshdang 0

I agree with number one. ...that is just dumb. FYL, YDI.

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