Impressive!

By ol faithful - 03/09/2011 09:24 - Canada

Today, I was at the bar with a date. My date made a joke about me being a slow drinker, so I tried to impress her by chugging the rest of my glass. She was impressed with how fast I chugged my beer, until it came back up. FML
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Cursed

By Freddie - 25/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I went on my first date in months. It was going well until the waiter brought our drinks. I went to take a sip of my cocktail, but I misjudged the size of the glass and the stupid paper straw, and spilled it all over myself. The waiter said, “Well, at least it’s not a first date curse,” and I replied, “Oh, it definitely is.” It was, because I doubt I'll be seeing her again. FML
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Sunny_Eclipse 6

Who cares about what the date says, OP? To impress her, be yourself. But, yeah, you do sorta deserve it.

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Norrec86 7

NOT impressive at all

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quickbluntquim 3

You should have told her it was a foam burp, then punched her in the throat

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Truuetruue2 0

Calling someone out to finish a beer doesn't make you an alcoholic.. She was obviously just flirting. You shouldn't have done it if you can't handle it

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EvanAGD 7

If she was impressed with speed she could've been impressed with how fast it came up.

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meechiep 0

You dont want her. And who cares what she think. Sounds like she's a drunk.

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taazer 12

If i was your date i would have lmfao!!!

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newmandotcom 6

YDI for being a lightweight. YDI for drinking slow enough that a girl can call you out on it. YDI for obviously drinking slower than her

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Naeeboo 4

wow, shoulda said so nd worry about yuh nd yo beer. lol

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