Love, Friends, Weird and Jealousy: I won't share you

I won't share you

By Anonymous - 25/06/2026 20:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, it's week four of my best friend, who "wasn't interested", still being on a drunken bender after I told her I was possibly going to see someone new. FML.

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SAgirl 20

Friday 26 June 2026 8:47

The way you word is makes it sound like she is upset because you are looking for a different friend instead of a love interest.

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SAgirl 20

Friday 26 June 2026 8:47

The way you word is makes it sound like she is upset because you are looking for a different friend instead of a love interest.

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