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By vava101 - 25/07/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, my smartwatch detected what it thought was a fall and called emergency services. What was I doing? Dramatically flopping on the couch to binge-watch five episodes of a dating show. Paramedics showed up while I was still clutching a bag of Cheetos. FML
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DLBL 20

Weird. Usually those smartwatches will confirm with you if you are in need of help before bothering a goddam ambulance.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Smart watches typically start a 60 second countdown when a fall is detected, with numerous buzzes as warnings that something is going on. Why did you ignore all the warnings?

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DLBL 20

Weird. Usually those smartwatches will confirm with you if you are in need of help before bothering a goddam ambulance.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Smart watches typically start a 60 second countdown when a fall is detected, with numerous buzzes as warnings that something is going on. Why did you ignore all the warnings?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

How hard/far did you fall? I could do a Swanton Bomb off the top rope and my smartwatch would think I was trying to call my parents.

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