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I hate this time of year

MegaZeo - - United States - Livermore

Today, I could not decide what was sadder: the fact that I have to work on New Year's Eve, or that fact that working on New Year's Eve is still the most exciting thing I've ever done for New Year's Eve. FML

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Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:46

As I write this I just finished working part one of my 24 hours total covering eve and day.

saffy66 34

Thursday 1 January 2015 12:45

I switched from an evening shift to a day shift so I could go spend it with the neighbours - and they went somewhere else!

KJ6 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 5:18

Take their money, bro.

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Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

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Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

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Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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Today, I let my 5 year-old niece walk my 3 month-old husky puppy while I watched. I didn't realize how strong my puppy actually is until she took off running while dragging my niece with her. My niece now has two busted up knees and chin and her mother is now calling my puppy "demon puppy." FML

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Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

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Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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