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Help yourself

By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By BrianP - 07/07/2009 17:00 - Netherlands

Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML

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Excuse me?

By youcould'vejusttoldme - 11/05/2017 21:00 - United States - College Station

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

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DocBastard 38

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:24

It took your roommate a whole year to case the joint? She's got to be the worst burglar in the history of the world.

TheHarvest 7

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:22

some friend sorry op..

Comments

procrastinator91 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:25

Maybe you should pay her a visit

Dillyduzit 23

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:34

If she's really a good friend then I'm sure she'll give you the stuff back if you call and explain the situation :)

dearanjuez 1

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:41

She'd be getting a visit from me, I'll tell you that now.

FMLandFYL2_xoxo 22

Wednesday 2 January 2013 23:44

Since she's OP's friend, she probably took the stuff by accident.

valalvax 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 0:48

This is a near word for word repost

nckjyc 13

Thursday 3 January 2013 1:36

Call the cops. Don't let her get away with stealing from you.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 3 January 2013 2:01

Time to make a police report and start pressing charges.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 3 January 2013 3:47

Give her a call and let her know she took the stuff to replace what she was taking and you would like it back. Hopefully it was an innocent mistake and not her being a total bitch.