Fight, Public freakouts and Miscellaneous: Heckler dealt with

Heckler dealt with

By mr_cheese - 22/10/2014 20:24 - United States - Seattle

Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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By stick - 20/10/2009 16:05 - United States

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

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Fight like hell

By Glass Joe - 23/05/2022 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I learned that kicking an armed mugger's ass is something that only happens in movies, and that brass knuckles are really fucking painful. FML

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Experimentation

By nutcracker - 23/02/2010 09:28 - Slovenia

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

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MMA FML

By ThatEndedWell - 07/01/2019 22:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML

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Weird simile but OK

By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By youknowwhatitis - 22/06/2011 13:31 - Australia

Today, I learned how to wolf-whistle properly, and then learned what it feels like to be slapped on the head. FML

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By Numbnuts - 08/03/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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junkman6 22

Thursday 23 October 2014 8:16

If I could, I would high five that mime.

countryb_cth 38

Thursday 23 October 2014 8:20

And what did we learn here today? Hmmm.. Oh that's right, don't be an asshole

Comments

lina21 12

Friday 24 October 2014 5:18

You heckle anyone, and they might kick your ass. Good for the mime standing up for himself. YDI

AineK 9

Friday 24 October 2014 7:21

You completely deserve it for being an ass, hope it hurt!

Jaevwyn 17

Friday 24 October 2014 13:22

I bet watching that mime beat your sorry *** was hilarious

Axel5238 29

Saturday 25 October 2014 7:53

I would've loved to see how the Mime mocked him after the ass kicking.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 25 October 2014 23:54

It's not like the mime could have settled the situation with a sharp remark.

The_Podfather 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 7:16

YDI Karma wins again!

Mandybruin 15

Tuesday 28 October 2014 6:12

That visual is awesome! I hope this gets illustrated. :)

BeepBeepSwerve 9

Saturday 8 November 2014 18:29

fyl..mimes are the freaks of society and the fact that it was mime means he deserves anything it got

Ipsum629 13

Monday 17 November 2014 7:06

What happens when you mimic a mime?

28actress 22

Monday 18 July 2016 7:36

Sound like Pete Wentz in the Fall Out Boy music video for "I Don't Care "

jairolover 25

Sunday 24 July 2016 4:10

LMAO they're not British soldiers.

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