Greasy

By jroberts - 25/01/2011 15:25

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17

Ewww I can't believe you said that smell made you hungry.

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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

YDI That is so gross. But a bigger question would have to be.. "Why does your wife not tell you that you smell nasty?" Try some Calvin Klein. mmm I love CK cologne on men! =]

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InsaneGenius 0

I hope this doesn't post twice: I'm wondering if your wife ever makes the 'two~head beast' with you, or if you even sleep in the same bed. Don't you want to get laid man?

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skyeyez9 24

I had potato soup, it smells yummy. So I'm wondering if your wife's potato soup recipe smells like B.O.

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BentleyGt09_fml 0

A sudden urge to say something uggggghhhhhhh can't resist!!!at least she its in there doing what she's supposed to

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TheKingofdaNerds 0

I'm not sure, since I can't make sense out of your comment, but I believe your second sentence is what she said.

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Rosa_La_Hermosa 5

I think what he meant to say (and failed like an idiot if in fact, I am correct) that she was in the kitchen where she belongs. Misogynist, sexist pig.

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mschrisaya 4

yukkkkkkkkkkkkkk. your poor wife!

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SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Soo.. Your saying you like the way your B.O smells..?

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piscesMMAguy_92 0

Idk what's worse, the fact that you smell like shit, or you becoming hungry by the smell of your BO. Nasty mofo! Sorry brah.

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BikeAllDay818 6

Ew dude your dirty

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