Getting hot in here

By blocked_by_fire - 17/04/2012 18:13 - United States - Pullman

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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML
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gigglingalways 6

I guess things got a little too hot and heavy

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Comments

rekege 18

< sexist > THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR LEAVING THE KITCHEN!!! < / sexist >

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BrotherTheo 31

Hey, on the + side you've got an awesome story to tell, and you can always have more shower sex!

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llamafish 25

OP cannot, however, have kitchen sex anytime soon.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Good thing the sex is good, cuz your girlfriend is an imbecile

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ShyAnn29 14

No she's not, it's easy to forget to do that sometimes

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GrammurNutzy 2

The flames were doused in more ways than one...

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Pentium_4 27

yay, i brought your comment back in the positives! i thought it was funny haha

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laurensauren 9

Instead of? Why the hell would you finish? Your entire kitchen was on fire..

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Trisha_aus 15

Noor should run for prez...if she lives in the US..seriously!

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Trisha_aus 15

At least you would've died doing what you loved..

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