Get it on

By SharkWeek - 27/10/2013 15:26 - United States - Wrightsville

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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML
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happle 21

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

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Misshhh 23

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

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sexysaltshaker 11

I hope to god this doesn't get illustrated.

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ballettillidie 8

That's bloody disgusting...

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golden_warrior 23

You are not a man until you part the Red Sea

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evan_7899 28

and like I say, "When the red river flows, take the muddy path"

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Like one of my ex girlfriends said, "I'm about to rub your nose in it".. And she did..

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

You're not a man until there's blood on your sword x

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Kateyez_26 13

#63 we all would've been better off without knowing that

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incoherentrmblr 21

#78, the pen is mightier than the sword.

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Beepbeep7 14

If he didn't pay attention before,I bet he does now.

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perdix 29

Maybe he was trying to be like that Dutch boy who stopped the flow by putting his finger in the...no, wait...

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Myo_fml 20

Am I the only one that still messes around while on mine? My bf doesn't care, we put down a towel.

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Enslaved 36

Or just insert a tampon and you can stick with outer/foreplay.

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legalizenow 16

No, you are not alone. Me and my girlfriend enjoy it.

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drshn 22

No words to say.. Just ewww

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softviking 12

Shower sex is seriously underrated, and that time of month is a perfect chabce to try it out

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Sputnikspak 13

Nope. Except on the super-heavy days when it'd look like a murder scene. Put a towel down and go. Blood isn't any more gross than anything else that comes out of there.

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CrazyGirlfriend 21

personally.. I don't like messing around with that entrance during my period but that doesnt mean you cant mess around in other ways :) it's all about personal preference.

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amisenho 11

I would be more okay with it if the blood didn't dry me out as much. I don't know about other women, but, for me, blood tends to dry quicker and cause more friction (therefore, more pain) than naturally-produced lubricant.

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awkwardloveannie 28

maybe he didn't care? some people have sex on their periods

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drshn 22

I thought girls did not like it

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magiczebra 9

You kidding me? Sex can help with cramps, and you're usually more horny on your period.

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Sputnikspak 13

#90 - As someone with chronic endo, THIS. I'm on meds that make me not have periods anymore, but when I was, I just didn't care. Female orgasms use the same muscles as cramps, which helps to relieve the pain. Also, baby wipes. Never underestimate the baby wipes.

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carbivore 10

#87-A lot of women are only averse to period sex because we've been brainwashed our entire lives to think that our bodies (and ESPECIALLY our periods) are gross, dirty, and shameful. Really, it's totally fine and natural. I know I felt that way for the longest time.

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