Cars, Accident and Transportation: Fragile - FML

Fragile

By jballer - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

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skyttlz 32

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:58

How didn't you see it? were you going too fast to stop?

ViolentBears 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 0:11

Hey, sometimes they have to be made with the strongest metal known to man. Some people take very large and explosive dumps... And some people like to watch people crash into toilets in the middle of the night.

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CantTouchThat 29

Monday 17 April 2017 18:12

That's a crappy situation.

Bubbles77777 11

Monday 7 August 2017 3:26

hahaha hahaha hahaha:) :)

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