Love, Family, Weird, Divorce and Awkward: Found an out - FML

Found an out

By Anonymous - 19/09/2026 09:00 - United States

Today, my husband filed for divorce because he discovered that we're actually fourth cousins. I tried to insist that means absolutely nothing, but he won't listen. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 19 September 2026 13:07

You are correct. Statistically, any offspring you have would be at no higher risk of genetic problems than the general population. If you want to save the marriage to this idiot, DNA tests would see if you actually share any DNA. 30% of 4th cousins share zero DNA, according to the International Society of Genetic Genealogy. But maybe he wouldn't care about facts.

JackWood 20

Saturday 19 September 2026 13:23

In Alabama 1st cousin is ok. He's looking for an excuse.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 19 September 2026 18:38

Seems to be working okay for Kyra Sedgwick and that guy... you know the one... from the game... the Six Degrees guy... who is he...?

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