FML's Showdown #15 By Louis - 28/06/2017 21:00 Choose your fave, watch them go! I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 164 Share Tweet Share
Today, despite trying to lose weight for months and making progress, I went out to lunch with coworkers and ended up eating a huge burger and fries. When I got back to the office, I noticed that I'd spilled ketchup all over my shirt. Now I not only feel guilty about the food I ate but I also look like a slob. FML I agree, your life sucks 614 You deserved it 355
Today, my brother's home for his annual visit, lectures my parents once about their eating habits. They promptly throw away all of their junk food. I'm there every Sunday, and have been telling them to eat healthier for medical reasons. They never listen. He's in sales, and I'm in med school. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 980 You deserved it 3 091
Today, my brother, who recently got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery, got a job at Target. I applied to the same Target six times, and was denied every time. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 007 You deserved it 203
Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 497 You deserved it 2 946
Today, school finally opened up using a hybrid schedule. Unfortunately, two of my teachers were quarantined and half of the school was on Zoom. I spent two hours in the library doing nothing with a mask on. Everyone else was on Zoom in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 842 You deserved it 128
Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML I agree, your life sucks 932 You deserved it 115
I vote for Nathan. Don't get why he had to stop in the middle. Major facepalm ?
Jake all the way!