Fetishes come in all sizes

unboned - 11/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
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EnderNutt 16

Have you tried polishing his pistol once in a while?

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FalloutScrolls 25

Oil his rifle and I bet that .22 will become a .50

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Zatert 20

So from a quarter incher to a half incher?

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FalloutScrolls 25

I think the caliber of my comment speaks for itself.

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Zatert 20

Sorry, I didn't mean to trigger you.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Just having a barrel of laughs. Let's take stock and keep the rest of this back and forth banter muzzled, shall we?

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Zatert 20

Agreed. Besides, I think I've reached my maximum effective range of gun puns.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I've got a few more gun puns in my sights. There's some about receivers, chambers, magazines... you know, the whole nine yards.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I think we should just let this whole thing slide.

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Zebediabolical 40

Maybe you should try using gun oil as perfume.

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ThrottleJockey 35

If my wife did that we'd never leave the bedroom, except for bacon.

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Nezah 6

Gun oil is the best smell ever along with gunpowder

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Darkness_Hate 29

You know how to dress for a role-play now!

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Tannasgh 22

When I lose interest in sex, I'll go gun shopping...to find a piece to put me out of my misery

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TMWhisp 22

His Anaconda don't want none unless you got guns, hun.

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