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If you want to pick up girls at a bar, you have to go to the bar seeming like you are just trying to have fun and have a good time... if you show the girl that you're interested in that you are going for her, she is going to be turned off 90% of the time, unless she really had the hots for you the moment she saw you. And judging from your case, I doubt many girls think your a stud, so you might want to try not appearing so pressed or desperate. Hell, talk to everybody, guys especially, and even talk to the girl NEXT to the girl you want to talk to! If you get her even somewhat interested in you (but in a "friendly" kind of way so she doesnt get turned off by you LIKING her like that), then there's a good chance that her friend (the girl you actually want) will get interested/jealous and start to talk with you and maybe actually flirting as well. If you keep talking to her when she talks to you, she might lose interest; so briefly talk to her, but talk a little more to the girl you DONT want. Not so much that the girl you dont like notices, but enough so that the girl you DO like notices and gets even more jealous- and she might even see it as a challenge, which is even better. Once that happens, eventually flirt with her when she is just dying to talk to you, separate her from the group with an excuse like 'hey help me pick out a song on the jukebox' or whatever you can do depending on the surroundings... and then of course from there keep flirting and try to establish some light form of "innocent" physical contact that will in her mind be innocent of you, but also will get her heart racing a little bit. then at the end of the night, when she's worried you might just be a friend, THEN you ask her innocently if you think you guys would see each other again, and if she mentions numbers, just give her yours and get hers; if she doesn't but agrees she would like to see you again, you can just be like 'well, do you want me to have your # so i could maybe call you sometime?" or just something general like that. chances are.. she will say yes at this point. after that, wait 3-5 days, 3 days if you are a teen to young adult, 4-5 if you are older... and then give her a call. Make sure the call is around wednesday, or thursday too, so you have time to plan for the upcoming weekend or something if she wants to. calling on the weekend is bad cuz she might have plans, and if you call too early she might just forget!
That sucks! Fyl man
doesn't this tell you anything about asking girls for their numbers? a different strategy might be wise... many of us just find it unpleasant and creepy, even if you're a great guy. it's just so hard to know.
I guess you are doing something wrong. So, YDI.
Lmao!
And how many girls did?
That is really really sad
There should be a number where to call if you are a selfish cowardly bitch unable to be honest with the man and telling him politely something like "Sorry, don't take it personally, but you're not my type, I'd rather not give you my number, but give me yours instead in case I changed my mind..." It's as simple as that.
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I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.
keep on trying mate