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Extreme disorderly conduct

By Anonymous - 13/06/2026 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be bailed out of the local police station while hungover. I don’t remember any of it but I got so drunk yesterday I apparently went and took a shit on my cheating ex wife’s grave in front of witnesses, and was arrested while trying to stumble my way home. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Sunday 14 June 2026 16:22

So, and I know this is dark: She took a bullet, to dodge a bullet. The bullet still hit her anyways. YATAH

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tiptoppc 19

Sunday 14 June 2026 16:22

So, and I know this is dark: She took a bullet, to dodge a bullet. The bullet still hit her anyways. YATAH

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