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Embarrassing little secret

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

carebearusaf 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:57

Either OP is a guy and his "boyfriend" doesn't want his roomate to know he's gay/bi, or he's sleeping with someone else too.

notsurewhattoput 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:56

Why would you....

rachelndrws180 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 19:44

He Said That? O.O

luminis12 23

Monday 12 August 2013 8:56

You should tell your boyfriend to be proud you're his girl.

alloybaby05 18

Friday 6 February 2015 6:35

Was his roommate a girl? ?

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 2:16

and you did it? are you nuts??

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Today, as a single, 24-year old college graduate working temp jobs outside his field, the only thing I look forward to in my day is what I get to eat for dinner. FML

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Today, I have to cross a bridge every day on my way to work. Except for this week, as the bridge was closed for repairs and the detour turned my half an hour drive into one and a half hours. Now it turns out that the bridge is irreparably damaged and has to be replaced, which will likely take four or five years. FML

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Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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