Love, Family, I need your advice and Red flag: Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde - FML

Dr Jekyll, Mr Hyde

By Anonymous - 10/09/2026 00:00 - United States

Today I'm second-guessing getting married because my husband was wonderful to my family, but horribly disrespectful and rude to his own family the whole day. FML

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biobrew 2

Thursday 10 September 2026 3:26

maybe there is a reason, just cos someone is family does not mean there a good person or you like them. i personally dont speak to anyone outside my perents in my family as there not pleasent poeple. sit down and have a chat with your partner get some context

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 10 September 2026 20:08

Your spelling and grammar shows…

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biobrew 2

Thursday 10 September 2026 3:26

maybe there is a reason, just cos someone is family does not mean there a good person or you like them. i personally dont speak to anyone outside my perents in my family as there not pleasent poeple. sit down and have a chat with your partner get some context

tiptoppc 19

Thursday 10 September 2026 20:08

Your spelling and grammar shows…

angus 17

Thursday 10 September 2026 21:54

You don’t know them like he does. Follow his cue.

SAgirl 21

Friday 11 September 2026 7:09

Red flag.

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