Creepy but funny

Anonymous - 01/06/2012 20:46 - Greece - Athens

Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet my parents. Over the dinner, she asked my dad what's he's been up to since he retired. He replied, "Recreational gynecology, my dear" and gave her a weird wink. FML
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Drew167 8

Well your dad seems very friendly.

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passdidsturbed 2

ur dads A pimp? i thought you had to be a rapper to be a gynecologist

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aaghmylife 9

This version of Fmylife.com is for English speakers only. Try to learn it.

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Lemonlimegreen 2

As long as he doesnt practice on you, i wouldnt worry

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esines 9

I'm pretty sure OP is a guy and last time I checked, guys don't have vaginas.

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AaronGuy 12

Your dad is a bad-ass. You should be thanking god that you have some of his genes in you.

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reddudeover 2

Well he's your dad, but he's somebody's uncle.

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DracoSpirita 21

Unless he and his wife had no siblings.

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unknown_user5566 26

What'd your mom have to say about that one?

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googleguy123 0

That's hilarious! Your dad has a cool sense of humor.

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vbmg152 18

Are you sure you're not talking about my father in law? Cause that sounds just like him!

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stevenmx86 7

He sounds entertaining.. I'm sure she hates you now though because your dad made a joke...

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TheSithAssassin 15

OP your Dad seems like a boss. Be happy and own it.

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False_Stupidity 41

Recreational Gynecology.. I love that and will have to add it to my vocabulary.

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