Money, Cars, Argument and Transportation: Costly spat

Costly spat

By brokeandsad - 03/01/2010 20:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight about a clogged toilet. He was yelling about not having enough money to buy a better plunger and so I stormed out to buy one myself. While pulling his truck into traffic, a car hit me causing $1000 in damage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 605

You deserved it 9 629

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 625

You deserved it 4 672

By Scat - 15/12/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me why I looked sad. I told him that I found out a co-worker died over the weekend and I failed my final exam. He then informed me that my toilet was clogged again, that he had a lot of work to do, and left. I have to find a plunger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 625

You deserved it 3 128

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 731

You deserved it 2 839

Unloading

By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 683

You deserved it 7 799

By nokeys - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 809

You deserved it 59 137

Left hanging out to dry

By Anonymous - 08/07/2016 18:47

Today, I clogged the toilet at my boyfriend's house. I couldn't fix it and was too ashamed to say anything. I can't handle confrontation, so I had to just sit there as my boyfriend's brother ended up getting blamed, then grounded for "lying" about it not being his fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 771

You deserved it 14 060

Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 331

You deserved it 31 969

Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 425

You deserved it 48 901

Both of you are bad

By driver26 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 407

You deserved it 41 763

Major red flag

By Karissa - 24/08/2021 10:01

Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 354

You deserved it 166

LetsGoSox 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:14

Who would have thought one giant crap could end up costing around $1,000?

turdburgers 0

Monday 4 January 2010 2:18

The car hit you, or you pulled out in front of someone illegally?

Comments

valeriekirsten 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:02

what does ydi mean?

Spooksu 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:06

ROFLMFAO at # 37

Spooksu 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:09

u deserves it hence forth ydi...well maybe ur BF should take more ***** I mean how often should u need a plunger...and WTF all plungers r the same AND they are all cheap how expensive could they b

TheAnnointedOne 0

Monday 4 January 2010 6:15

Usually people stop for traffic instead of pulling in front of it.

perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:14

Just because a car technically "hits" you doesn't mean it's their fault. Trust me...

RuralNinja 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:16

YDI for pulling out into traffic. Traffic doesn't stop, and always has the right of way.

jamjenni2774 0

Monday 4 January 2010 7:24

Let me guess u tried to flush a huge pad down the toilet?? And to the people who think all women r bad drivers, ur wrong men r no better, had 2 serious accidents in my life