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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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By meep - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By djteller - 25/04/2009 00:13 - Israel

Today, while I was running around the block, I got the urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2013 14:26 - United States - Campbellsville

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By klutz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water fountain. I bent over to sip the water and felt a HUGE slap on my ass. Completely confused, I turn around to see some guy with a horrified look on his face. Apparently he thought I was his girlfriend. Then I saw his girlfriend standing behind him, giving me the evil eye. FML

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Stop staring

By Anonymous - 06/05/2025 21:00 - China - Suzhou

Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML

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Leaky

By MessedXUp - 25/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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Curiouser 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:32

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:09

LOL... that's a funny image. And damn, some of you guys are really harsh for no reason.

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:11

44 - That's actually pretty sexist, saying she's a who** for trying to get a guys attention with her body. If you want to have a cry, have a cry about pretty much every woman's magazine in publication that makes up and photo shops models as role models to even very young girls. Nothing wrong with being easy, so stop embarrassing your sex by implying that her sounding easy(because, oh no, she tried to impress a guy she liked) would be a bad thing. Pretty sure you wouldn't be lecturing if it was a guy who was easy. Double standards and being judgmental is a whole lot less attractive than pouring Sprite on yourself, just fyi. =)

eliz3 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:13

Talk about an overreaction. And #56, yes of course theres something wrong with being easy, and that goes for both sexes. Get some morals.

proudstub 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:15

#44 will you marry me ?

kristindabomb 12

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:15

YDI for even bringing sprite.

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:17

Pretty sure I haven't heard any guys called ****** or ***** lately eliz. Nothing immoral about liking sex. Or would you like to enlighten me on how this somehow harms other people, or how doing something that's obviously enjoyable is "disrespecting yourself"? I have plenty of morals thanks. Don't try to pass your prudish opinions off as morals, thanks. =)

RawrrKai 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:25

#44, right on. You deserve it COMPLETELY. 1. Don't try to impress a guy. If introducing yourself and acting like your regular self isn't enough then forget him. 2. What is this, Flashdance? Who do you know that randomly pours water on their face/body? Seriously, it's 2009, not 1983. 3. Don't bring Sprite.

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:31

Mobius, if you're only here to insult the other posters, please do the rest of us a favor and stfu.

mobius8 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:37

lyndis, if you're only here to insult both other posters and the OP, please do everyone a favour and stfu. You addressed me first. Sorry if I hit a little close to home. Sux2bu.

Jaywin 3

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:39

I want #44 to be the mother of my children. She knows what's up. Unfortunately, females nowadays have a mentality of dependence, oversexuality, and victimization and that leads them to do things like show their bodies or feign injury or ineptitude to get guys attentions. It's rather sad.