Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Bored stiff

Bored stiff

By RJB - 29/07/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I got so bored, I made a "to do" list for the week in my head. FML

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Time to shop

By Anon - 24/03/2021 00:30

Today, I made my whole grocery list out in my head. While having sex with my fiancee. FML

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Actor's Studio

By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Fml - 12/04/2013 05:05 - United States - Lynn

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm guessing it was a bad sign when she started to go over the shopping list. FML

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You deserved it 14 630

Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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You deserved it 8 022

Not my bucket list

By what the fuck babe - 14/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend showed me his bucket list. Normal bucket lists are beautiful, full of sweet things like, "See Paris with my wife" or, "Learn to play the piano". His was all childish destructive bullshit like, "Throw dynamite out of a car window" or, "Get my ass eaten out." FML

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Mind games

By LittleRed - 05/03/2012 08:45 - United States

Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 14:00

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend felt the need to ask me if I could get my ladder and clean the ceiling, because it looked dusty with a spiderweb in the corner. I didn’t realise I was so boring in bed that she had the time to examine the ceiling and plan my chore list. FML

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You deserved it 519

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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You deserved it 724

rd_404 0

Friday 29 July 2011 9:02

1. Not Him

cicpjaky 6

Friday 29 July 2011 9:08

list: 1. buy BIG vibrator. 2. get a BF that performs better. 3. get milk and eggs

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mpclaw 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:24

you and millions of women everyday all around the world. I don't suppose your a petit and sexy blonde now are you?

Salkadi 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:37

I'm willing to bet your boyfriend wasn't on your list of things to do

monkeystain 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 5:51

did you put iton the fridge?

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:51

been there lol

MyPencils 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:14

buy groceries!

akisensei 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:15

Too bad. And when you try to suggest something they get all defensive.

Eltizzy 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:43

Well damn

saadiq 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 10:39

adultery

Igor_g5 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 14:46

I think you need a new boyfriend.

True_Poet 1

Saturday 30 July 2011 16:30

damn he gotta do betta... just a little suggestion he will not know he is bad until you tell him...but in the meantime that is a mess #boyfriend2time

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