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Best night out ever

Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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I hate dancing

Anonymous - 02/03/2025 09:00 - Australia

Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML

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drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:06

i bet it was a man you squeezed too

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:08

YDI for carrying your wallet in your back pocket...

RxStar_MenTality 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:12

Woooooooow Thts Messed Up. Lol!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:14

a "cheeky squeeze"?

ananamoose 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 23:50

Haha I'm glad someone said something about this, it's one of those phrases it's possible to look over because obviously all these people did, but come on agreed and win

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 22:47

Should have looked. If someone squeezed your ass, they might have wanted your attention. Then you could have gotten a lot more lucky than now.

alrightythen45 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:19

you should put some kind of gue in your poket and go to the same bar. enjoy

NewLight8421 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:25

the op's a guy :D manpurse maybe?

Ruskom 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 0:25

A same sort of thing happened to me. Do you live in guildford in surrey?

alson 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 3:24

Ydi for not knowing how to spell realized

gothymama 0

Wednesday 9 September 2009 5:31

You're ignorant. In the UK, it's spelled with an "s", in the US, it's spelled with a "z". Wake up and realise/realize there's more to the world than just the US.