Benefits

By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
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mattypants 0

that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

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Palistus 0

I love how nobody reads any of the comments. specifically the ones saying they were joking, that this was posted because it was funny, that was posted by the poster

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scgrocks 0

can't u make it to where they don't get anything.

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El_Mero_Mero 0

man I feel you on. heard stuff like from people too. hope not my mom lol and good luck! I also joined the marines. leaving in Jan 2011! :0

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shwattoddle 0

I actually had this convo with my parents. They're gonna get a car -camp pendleton

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Snooopy_fml 5

op, thanks for doing something so brave. i look up to anyone who will join the armed services.

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tyty78_fml 0

Man I feel your pain haha! I just enlisted my self! Oorah to you man. But yeah I herd my 16 year old sister crying the day I enlisted I asked her if she was ok and she said no and I said what's wrong, she said you, I said ill be fine I won't get hurt, and she said no not that you still owe me money

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tyty78_fml 0

Mann I feel your pain. Oorah brother, I just enlisted my self. But leave them nothing haha say screw you guys

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tyty78_fml 0

Its ok tho, my sister told me to **** off and die when I enlisted in the Marines

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