Badass

By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML
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sorcerersinger 0

I would expect that from a father. usually moms want their daughters to get married and whatnot.

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Apple_Scented 0

Wow that's a scary mom xD gl to your future bf

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DS1_fml 0

Your mom is a complete bitch. Who the **** even agrees with her?

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zach055 23

Mom's like this need to either be on meds or be arrested

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TrueRaiderFan22 0

woooooo Georgia.

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Brittaneyyy 0

shitt that sucks better than ur mom making fun of you and questioing word for word what u and he said now that's my crazy mom

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sweetalicious 1

overprotective much?? it's time to rebel!

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Jem777 6

And you didn't say a thing because you're her little bitch?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

You mark my words- the one man she doesn't chase off will be a rapist. :)

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