At least you tried, son

Anonymous - - Australia - Canberra

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform her, I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML
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Zebediabolical 40

"I didn't try to chloroform THIS ONE" You should get together with the guy who wants anal. You will probably be pretty good friends.

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Xion0014 20

You took her breath away xD Maybe she'll give you a chance if you helped her to a hospital!

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vikky538 28

So you friends now you... The official "Chloro-farmer"

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meisiemeisie 8

And the award for rapiest FML goes to...OP!

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TallMist 32

I'm intrigued by the wording. "Didn't chloroform THIS ONE."

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millyd320 4

This one? Wtf? No one thinks that's funny. Because it's not, you piece of shit.

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yumyumbiscuits 14

I am glad you aren't taking the Bill Cosby route.

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ImmortalSyn 17

Is it just me or does it seem like the girl deserved that? It's a bitch move to laugh at someone who thought you were worth dating.

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