At least the baby was healthy - FML

At least the baby was healthy

Traumatized - 04/07/2018 08:39 - Canada - Port Colborne

Today, after 30 hours of labor, I had a c-section, but none of the painkillers worked on me. The doctors didn't knock me out because they didn't believe me when I was screaming in pain. I felt the whole thing. FML

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Saturday 7 July 2018 7:16

Sue. This is unbelievably unprofessional.

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Saturday 7 July 2018 7:16

Sue. This is unbelievably unprofessional.

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Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

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Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML

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Today, I spotted a $20 bill on the ground. As I bent down to pick it up, the wind blew it away. I ended up running after it like a cartoon character, only to watch it get stuck up a tree. I did consider climbing up said tree, but with my luck I would've fallen off and had to pay 100 times more in hospital bills. FML

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Today, I got to experience the horror of my wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles covered in mayonnaise, and later dropped to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

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Today, while working at a restaurant, I told an old couple that their “vibrator will go off when a table is available.” I meant to say pager. They walked out. FML

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Today, I was the first to sign up to play the national anthem for my school, at one of my volleyball games. My teacher told me she would bring my sheet music. She didn’t. So I just sat there, awkwardly, not playing my cello. FML

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