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Ah, those were the times…

Anonymous - - United States - Ely

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

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FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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:/ - 04/03/2014 13:37

Today, I taught my 12-year-old brothers that showering cannot be used as a substitute for deodorant, and that they should use both. One of them was almost in tears. FML

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Anonymous - 04/08/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

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hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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Anonymous - 04/07/2013 16:27 - Germany - K?ln

Today, I actually had to teach my 9-year-old brother how to pour himself a glass of milk, after he burst out in tears when my sister told him to do it himself. His astonishing ignorance also extends to basic hygiene. FML

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Why? - 05/03/2015 22:34 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I'm faced with the prospect of having to defend my sister from a herd of very angry bronies. FML

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Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

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I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2022 16:00

Today, I had to supervise my 9 year-old nephew taking a shower, because he won't wash with soap or shampoo unless someone makes him. Instead, he blows three-inch-long green and brown boogers out of his nose that dangle from his nostril. He's disgusting and hasn't even hit puberty yet. This is future of the world. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2025 03:00

Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML

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Nederlander95 14

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

Sorry you have to live with this kid. How does one get into my little pony anyway?

mjdjoy 5

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:57

Damn Bronys. Hows his fedora collection?

halojam2202 2

Sunday 29 December 2013 19:56

My brother is a brony, i know how you feel. he barely showers. his room is a mess. to make matters worse he has 20,000 subscribers on youtube for making videos about ponies.

DeeTrain420 11

Sunday 29 December 2013 20:13

WTF is My Little Pony???

NeoDerp 6

Monday 30 December 2013 21:13

**** off and stop hating what you don't understand, you bigoted ****.

halomasterT2012 7

Tuesday 31 December 2013 20:21

**** you

Fou_Lou 20

Tuesday 7 January 2014 16:50

Put this FML two years back in the past and you would have the same comment section. Nothing has changed... While OPs brother is indeed an Idiot the hatred against the Fandom is stupid too. The thing is the so called True fan. Just because youre fan of something doesnt make you entitlet of anything. Like the stuff youre fan of is especially shaped for you. That counts for everything. Good example would be a Band who wants to change its style.