Your everyday life stories

hurtfoot - 07/04/2016 20:31 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I was talking with some friends in class when this one kid decided it would be funny to try and pick me up. I hurt my foot running a month ago so when he let go of me I landed on it and caused a stress fracture that means I can't walk for a few weeks. FML

annoyedperson - 07/04/2016 20:21 - United States - Franklin

Today, I found out that my sister isn't a lesbian she's been having sex with my boyfriend for over a month. fml

Kotlopou - 07/04/2016 20:17 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I realised my procrastination problem went really too far when I started learning Norwegian instead of doing something with my procrastination problem. FML

loser - 07/04/2016 19:59 - Canada - Rockland

Today, i found out my boyfriend is on tinder. His excuse for being on it, i have trouble trusting him since he was flirting with some girls on facebook and caught the messages between them. Now he blames everything on me, according to our friends, i need to apologize for going through his phone. fML

stupid - 07/04/2016 19:58 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I met my neighbour. He came into my house, complained about the decor, stood on my dogs foot and shit in the kitchen bin. FML

ImaSuckerV2 - 07/04/2016 19:40 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that the only one that has made me happy recently is a video game character. FML

pohoon - 07/04/2016 19:33 - United States

Today, after moving in a new house, I had to move out of my room into the living room after finding a bedbug infestation. I then had a desperate transition to sleeping on my kitchen floor on a blanket after finding termites in my furniture. I discovered the cockroach infestation the hard way. FML

just great - 07/04/2016 19:19 - United States

Today, my period decided to come early and bleed through my white underwear and pants while I was shopping, I had to sit in the bathroom for 10 minuets waiting for a friend to buy some tampons because the dispenser in the bathroom was empty

pureNed - 07/04/2016 19:07 - United States - Fredericktown

Today, my girlfriend told me she is losing her love for me and has hinted that she has been cheating. This is all after I asked her parents to marry her, custom made a beautiful ring for her, planned a two month trip with her, and had all the plans to propose to her in Scotland all set and ready to go. I'm broken. FML.

Anonymous - 07/04/2016 19:01 - United States

Today, on my way home from a long day and an even longer drive, I realized I had a flat tire. After fixing that, once I was nearly home, a deer came out of nowhere and hit my car. The whole side of my car was totaled. FML.

gingerlover01 - 07/04/2016 18:29 - United States

Today, my grandmother would rather believe I'm possessed by the devil than just deal with the fact that I'm atheist. FML.

Anonymous - 07/04/2016 18:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my friend that we should leave our science project in the room, instead she decieded put it in her locker. She left to go get her braces fixed next period, right before science class and didn't let me know. Leaving me with no project and no way to get it. FML

ganjashark - 07/04/2016 18:23 - United States - Galveston

Today, I just got a call at 8am saying they need me to go to work in 30 minutes. keep in mind I just worked last night till 5am. I said OK. I went to my medicine cabinet and went to grab these energy pills I bought and I accidentally grabbed my dads Viagra. let's just say it was a very hard shift.

Apparently Dumb - 07/04/2016 18:06 - United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, on the way to school, a boy who I carpool with spent the entire journey ranting about how dumb blondes are and how his blonde friend will never get a job. Some how this "clever" person managed to forget that the girl he carpooled with for over a year is blonde. FML

chelseaclaire - 07/04/2016 17:57 - United States - Riverside

Today, I shaved my legs, armpits, and private area. It took me three disposable razors and half a container of shaving cream. I've clearly been single for way too long. FML.

can you read? - 07/04/2016 17:54 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance documentation but he said it was invalid because it didn't have an expiration date on it. When I pointed to the info he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me the ticket anyway. FML

kkmom - 07/04/2016 17:46 - United States - Ashland

Today, my mother drove 4 hours to my new house to take my Xbox away. She said she saw online they make people "evil". I'm 24 years old FML.

Anonymous - 07/04/2016 17:45 - United States - Delaware

Today, I learned that none of my new coworkers believe in evolution. FML

PikarooArtist - 07/04/2016 17:25 - United States - Mesquite

Today, my best friend asked if my boyfriend was bi, when I asked why he wanted to know it turns out that he "wanted a taste". FML

bloodybride - 07/04/2016 16:56 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I am getting married tomorrow, a few days ago I finished my period so happy it was perfectly timed, today I started some kind of freak second period FML

Skyfoogle - 07/04/2016 16:53 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I'm the person in the social group that everyone secretly doesn't like and makes fun of. I've known that for six years. I'm only 16. FML

I_am_TheSixth - 07/04/2016 16:52 - Kenya

Today, my new fridge makes weird water dripping noises. I am now proud to announce that my bedwetting problem is back. FML

alone. - 07/04/2016 16:27 - United States - Decorah

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time he decided that I wasn't the right person for him and he just got up and left me. FML

estindoebodle - 07/04/2016 16:21 - United States - Billerica

Today, my fiance and I finally had sex after two weeks of fighting. I just got done treating a yeast infection. When we were done, it felt like my vagina was internally on fire. Two days later, it still burns and feels raw. FML.

Sigh - 07/04/2016 16:06 - United Kingdom - Malvern

Today was the first day of my new part-time job after a few month time of unemployment and it ended up with me being brought to tears by an old, obnoxious and rude man. I hate catering. FML

rip phone - 07/04/2016 15:52 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife called and told me she was pregnant. My phone did not take the news well and died. Now she thinks I am going to leave her before the child is born. FML.

Bird123 - 07/04/2016 15:30 - Canada - Simcoe

Today, as I was walking , it was rainy and windy. My umbrella decided to break off, and hit a tree, where there was a bird. The bird got spooked and pooped on me. FML.

meekasaurous - 07/04/2016 15:05 - Canada - Vernon

Today, my dog tore the bottom hole of what was my nearly healed navel piercing, FML.

HereForDaLolZ - 07/04/2016 14:42 - United Kingdom - Neath

Today, I left a bouquet of flowers for a girl I like and left a note asking her out and left my name on the note. She called someone else who has the same name and they're now going out. FML

sexual dumbass - 07/04/2016 14:17 - United States - Moroni

Today, things were getting intimate with my girlfriend. As it picked up I wanted to try some dirty talk. "I love your massive cock in my pussy." She wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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Today, TikTok got banned. It was my place for when I’m bored. I’m literally crying. FML

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Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML

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Today, my coworker brought chocolate muffins to work for everyone. This would have been really nice if they hadn't tasted like rotten blueberry muffins spray-painted brown. I reflexively gagged after taking a bite and coughed up a brown mush in front of her. FML

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Today, I tried to set up my brand new washer and dryer. How hard can it be, right? After cutting my hand in 3 places on the dryer vent, I finished it off with electrocuting myself. So much for being a domestic goddess. FML

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Today, I was sitting in a bar next to this gorgeous guy who kept eyeing me up and after about 30 minutes he finally leaned in to whisper something in my ear. What he said? "If I were you, I would get a push-up bra." FML

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