Intimacy Today, my best friend has kept every video of me drunk for the... - FML

What the eff - 10/03/2016 22:36 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, my best friend has kept every video of me drunk for the past 6 years and edited it into a 10 minute video for me. I was showing it to my wife when I noticed one of the videos was the time I got so drunk I had sex with another woman . My wife punches really hard when she's mad. FML

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