Animals Today, I told my roommate she needs to get rid of her cats since... - FML

Anonymous - 05/04/2016 17:03 - United States

Today, I told my roommate she needs to get rid of her cats since I'm allergic to them. She responded by filing a false police report against me, moving out, and threatening to sue for being too demanding. FML.

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