Work: Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'....

By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML

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