shad0wDude

0
Followed

0
Followers

2
Badges!

15
Comments

734
Visits

12
Favorites

Racoon City, USA
35 years-old
Friday 14 December 1990
Not specified

A propos de Shad0wdude

Not specified

Shad0wdude - Followers

Shad0wdude - Followed

Shad0wdude's page visits

lovers5201

ЗАБЕРИТЕ 1...

[80655551@...

hackersrag...

Fucked!

Shad0wdude's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Shad0wdude's favorite FMLs

Dodged my bullet

By Lo. - this FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

agreeclassic 66 210

vote type 1 4 787

By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

agreeclassic 32 177

vote type 1 3 785

Potterheads, man…

By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 02:06 - France

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

agreeclassic 16 827

vote type 1 62 108

By neverakid - 14/04/2012 01:01 - United States

Today, I surprised my daughter by telling her that I'm going to treat the family to a trip to the Himalayas in a few months. She promptly threw a tantrum and listed her main reasons for not wanting us to go: "It's a freaking desert there," and, "I'll miss the new Spiderman movie." FML

agreeclassic 28 085

vote type 1 4 272

Lower your expectations

By mista_sandy - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

agreeclassic 37 101

vote type 1 5 941