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By mszoe - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
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By mszoe - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth
By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview
By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria
By depressedskatergirl - 07/02/2015 02:35 - United States - Philadelphia
Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D