zxcvbn

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

1
Comments

734
Visits

11
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Zxcvbn

Not specified

Zxcvbn - Followers

Zxcvbn - Followed

Zxcvbn's page visits

lovers5201

KathrinLor...

Fucked!

Zxcvbn's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Zxcvbn's favorite FMLs

Bath time [GONE WRONG][CREEPYPASTA]

By noname - 27/12/2008 04:07 - France

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

agreeclassic 40 319

vote type 1 23 919

Poker face

By jwz - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

agreeclassic 14 595

vote type 1 81 385

Scary

By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

agreeclassic 16 130

vote type 1 34 326

By lilzoot - 08/02/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

agreeclassic 12 511

vote type 1 42 012

By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

agreeclassic 10 164

vote type 1 46 770