chilltime

0
Followed

0
Followers

4
Badges!

0
Comments

719
Visits

10
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
single

A propos de Chilltime

Not specified

Chilltime - Followers

Chilltime - Followed

Chilltime's page visits

lovers5201

lovekaybab...

Mel Osgood

iclubfrodo

bryan12719...

tacojauns

LAUREN_105...

thatdangme...

jadeluv

_Peppermin...

Freethaawa...

bitchwhore

Fucked!

Chilltime's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Chilltime's favorite FMLs

By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

agreeclassic 72 912

vote type 1 30 113

By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby

Today, I realized that what I thought for years was my country's National Anthem, is actually the theme song of a TV show. FML

agreeclassic 20 172

vote type 1 57 689

By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

agreeclassic 55 027

vote type 1 3 598

High times

By explanations - 14/06/2013 06:48 - United States - Des Plaines

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

agreeclassic 80 688

vote type 1 7 957

Sorry Sweaty

By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 12:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the regional manager of my company came out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that my palms were sweaty, and when he reached out to shake my hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, you made me wet." FML

agreeclassic 52 126

vote type 1 9 856