Sucks2beYouxD

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

84
Comments

1084
Visits

4
Favorites

Green Hill, Earth
36 years-old
Wednesday 07 June 1989
Not specified

A propos de Sucks2beyouxd

Not specified

Sucks2beyouxd - Followers

Sucks2beyouxd - Followed

Sucks2beyouxd's page visits

lovers5201

ti chat

Jodiee_fml

bleak_fml

AnnaKlein1...

KathrinLor...

georgielu

shmoooopie

mcdekree

xMrsCarlil...

benjweaver

ch2358

Fucked!

Sucks2beyouxd's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Sucks2beyouxd's favorite FMLs

Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

agreeclassic 49 450

vote type 1 3 839

By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

agreeclassic 10 547

vote type 1 46 797

Alexa, play "Dreams" by Fleetwood Mac

By MadMax - 16/07/2009 14:59 - United States

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

agreeclassic 42 538

vote type 1 5 364

By notawizard - 16/07/2009 10:16 - Spain

Today, my daughter turned 11. Since she LOVES Harry Potter, I decided to write her an acceptance letter to Hogwarts. When she saw the letter, she screamed and showed me. When she found out I wrote it, she told me she hated me, started crying, and stepped on my foot. FML

agreeclassic 33 362

vote type 1 95 154