By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego
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By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego
By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30
By Charlie529 - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - South Africa - New Germany
By Purplexus - 02/01/2014 14:13 - Turkey - Ankara
Yes, this was my FML. Yeah, my dad is an awesome professor. Does anyone have any questions haha
By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester
My nick's misleading, but that is my name and I am a girl! Anyways. Thought I'd tell you all that I didn't get fired (O.o)/ However, I did have to give him (boss) an (exceptionally awkward) explanation because he thought I was watching funny youtube videos. He just keeps giving me the weirdest/funniest friggin' looks, and now uses the the keyword "Deep Purple" to get me to make him coffee. This acrid event seems to have made us friends. Thankfully my bowels have re-aligned to perfectly silent working condition. God, I hope he doesn't bring this up at the next work party. /dies