Keastwood013 - 18/01/2013 15:25 - United States Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML 40 806 4 171
Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML 10 241 35 677