EUPHORlA

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~★~~★~~★~ Hello there, my name is Hannah. I'm 16, turning 17 soon. I love watching anime & TV shows like Trueblood, Pretty Little Liars, Dexter, etc. I hate grammar nazis. They're irritating beyond belief. I'm a mix of Pacific Islander & Asian. I'm a little sheepish & quiet. Overall I'm very kind but brutally honest. I am an open minded person. If you're feeling lonely you can talk to me, I don't bite. I use the FML app so I might reply a little late. ~★~~★~~★~

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Euphorla's favorite FMLs

By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, while feeding my neighbour's cats, I mistakenly switched up their foods. One has medicated food that causes drowsiness. The healthy cat got knocked out like a log. I panicked, laid him out by the bed, and spilled milk around his head to make it look "natural." I think I'm going to hell. FML

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Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By Gurior - 16/04/2013 17:44 - Canada

Today, my virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch my penis. FML

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Wednesday 17 April 2013 0:17

This is brillant.

By wow - 15/04/2013 18:36 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg

Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML

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By MilleeMacabre - 02/04/2013 18:42 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash my clothes. FML

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Wednesday 3 April 2013 16:12

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.